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Two shadows on your bedroom window.

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Her car parked out back.

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I see that you're interested in Alice.

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Don't you know she's my girl, Jack?

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That hot wire to your car ignition.

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Two sticks of dynamite.

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I see that you're not gonna live.

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You and I.

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just get good grass.

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Come on, come on, give me the J.

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Sorry.

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Hey, what class we got today?

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Music, idiot.

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No.

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Are we talking about Beethoven again?

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That's good, because he's a real spacey
kind of guy.

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Come on, we're already late as it is,
all right?

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Ralph, just look.

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Be quiet.

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Oh, my.

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We're in heaven.

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No, no, no. We can't be in heaven, man.
Girls with tattoos on their asses don't

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make it into heaven.

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Tattoos? A little blonde with a tight
ass. Yeah, but I don't... Yeah, what's

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say? It says something.

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Honk if you love Jesus.

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No? Walter?

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No. Hey, is that Sheila over there?

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It's hard to see the faces.

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Yeah, I haven't seen a single face I
recognize.

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Actually, I haven't seen a single face.

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Would you look at those?

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What did you say?

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I was just clearing my throat.

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Still don't see her, huh?

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I don't know. I probably wouldn't
recognize her with her clothes off

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No, the joke's the other way around.

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Yeah, it's no joke, Ralph.

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Well, what's the problem?

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I don't know. Maybe I should lie about
these things.

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Well, I do.

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Hey, maybe Sheila came and left and he
didn't recognize her.

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Ralph, don't be stupid.

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Well, then where is she?

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Maybe she's in the shower somewhere.

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Oh, Sheila.

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Good afternoon, class.

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I'm sure that... I'm sure that by now

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you've all heard the... I'm Miss
Jackson.

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I'll be your French teacher for the last
few weeks of school.

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Actually, I'm a bit new to teaching, but
I'm sure that you'll all be real

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helpful to me.

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Ça va bien?

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No?

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Open your books, please, class.

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Open to page 165.

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Ralph Myers.

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Lise Ralph.

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I'm Dr. Domingo.

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Hello.

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I'm Tommy.

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Yes, I know.

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Would you please have a seat?

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In the chair?

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Are you afraid of chairs?

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No, I'm not afraid of chairs.

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No, I was just kind of looking forward
to laying down on the couch.

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Would you like to lie down on the floor?

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All right, I'm ready.

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Good.

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Now, why'd you come to see me?

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I guess because I got in Pete's class
president last week.

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Is that a good enough reason?

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What do you think?

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I don't know what I think, man.

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I don't think about my studies or my
friends.

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I think about sex a lot.

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It's normal, isn't it?

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How do you feel about it?

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Terrible, man.

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Why?

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Because I've never done it before.

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And everybody else has.

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How do you know that?

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It's all I ever talk about.

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I mean, Mix, he's been doing it since he
was seven.

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Teenagers are doing it all the time on
TV and the movies and stuff.

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I read in Newsweek that most kids should
be doing it by the time they're 12.

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And in English, you know, I read that
Romeo and Juliet were supposed to be 13

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14 years old.

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I mean, look what they were into.

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I haven't even made out yet.

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But, you know, if this keeps up, I could
grow up to be a mass murderer or

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something. I mean, isn't there something
you can do for me? A pill, some sort of

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cure, electric shock, anything?

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Well, here's another one for electric
shock therapy.

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Let's hook these wires up.

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What's he in for, anyway?

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No sex.

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Oh, sex?

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Poor kid.

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Was it an amputation?

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No.

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He has all this equipment.

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He just never gets to use it. But he's
so young.

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Well, he asked for this. He said he was
a hopeless case.

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Guess the doctor knows what he's doing.

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You know, I don't know what's wrong, but
my boobs are getting so big.

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Big? They're swelling.

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Why are they swelling? No, look.

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What have you been eating?

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Just yogurt and dairy products.

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Oh, no wonder.

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I should put a warning on the label. You
should.

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Hey, there's nothing wrong with this
kid. He's just horny. Maybe we should do

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something about it, you know? Nah, let's
not waste time. Let's just strap him

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and zap him.

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Well, I don't think that'll be
necessary, Tommy.

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Perhaps you could channel some of
that...

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New energy that you're feeling into
something positive.

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Like sports or something like that?
Football?

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I'm not a jock.

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I don't have any talent there anyways.

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Guess I'm just a waste.

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You take the whole container if you
want, but take it with you.

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No, that's okay, Sheila. I don't like
low fat.

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I told you all the way home from school
that I have to swim today, Tommy. You

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know that.

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Qualifications are coming up soon, and I
need time.

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Besides, Cookie and Lisa are coming
over.

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What a pair.

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You smell like an old married couple.

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Hi, honey. Hi, Mom. Hi, Tommy.

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Hey, Diane, why don't you tell Sheila
that too much swimming is bad for her

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skin? I hardly ever get to see her
anymore.

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Don't get me involved in your pool
fights, Tommy.

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Sheila has her own ideas about swimming
practice.

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Oh, Sheila.

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Why don't you have Tommy try out for the
swim team with you?

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You could play doubles or something.

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Oh, Mom.

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I'm just trying, Sheila.

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Tommy, could you help me with this?

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Oh, sure, let me help you.

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Would you take it outside the front
door?

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Oh, yeah, and I'll just take it out and
keep going.

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I guess I'll see you in school tomorrow,
Sheila. Okay, but from now on, I have

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to swim every afternoon.

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Yeah, I know.

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Honey, I'm going to change and go to the
gym. I'll see you later.

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Okay, I'll be in the pool.

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Early, George.

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We really should wait until Sheila gets
out of the pool.

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You know she never eats anything unless
we're here?

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Just get going, okay?

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On the other hand, your law office could
close, and we could miss the November

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elections just waiting for her to get
out of the pool.

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Maybe I'll toss her in unless she swims
by.

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Hey, you can't swim, can you?

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No. I never learned how.

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You're really weird. Did you know that?

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Ever get laid?

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Me neither. But when I do, want to come
and watch?

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George. Yes?

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What were we like at Sheila's age?

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Sexually, I mean.

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I'll wait there at stars above and never
care about the way we love.

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We were lovers.

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Lover, lover.

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We were lovers.

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Lover, lover.

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Do you remember the high school dance?

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Knowing us, we were stuck in a trance.
Behind the bleachers, we were making

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Be so good, wanna make me shout.

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We were lovers.

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We were lovers.

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We were lovers.

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Lovers, lovers.

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We were lovers.

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Lovers, lovers.

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We were lovers.

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Lovers, lovers.

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Never mind. I don't think I want to
remember.

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Dammit, they're starched again.

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At least I wasn't a vegetarian.

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Maybe I shouldn't worry so much about
Sheila and the goddamn pool.

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At least she's safe there, sexually.

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Thanks.

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You know, I always thought that Valerie
would be the first girl in our class to

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get pregnant.

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Valerie? She's been on the pill for two
years. Stop.

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Yeah, really. She's on the pill? Oh,
yuck.

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I don't see how anyone would want to
swallow all those nasty chemicals every

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day. Ooh, it's creepy.

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I would rather have two sets of twins
every year than take that awful pill.

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Ralph, this record sucks.

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Huh? I said this record stinks.

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Yeah, I know.

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But it's already a hit. Sold a million
copies.

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It's a gold record.

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Yeah, it shows you what jerks buy
records nowadays.

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Who would listen to funky, funky, funky?
You're cuter than funky.

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Huh?

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I said there's nothing real in these
songs.

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I mean, boogie dance, boogie dance.

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I could write better stuff than that.
Real stuff.

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What do you know about what's real?

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Well, a lot.

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What do you think I'm going to my shrink
for?

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Learn how to play frisbee?

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Ralph, I'm suffering.

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You didn't say you had a boyfriend.

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She's lying, Cookie.

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I didn't say I had a boyfriend. I said
I'm getting the pill. And I am.

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I have a strange feeling I'm going to be
needing it very soon.

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How's this, Ralph?

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You be the faucet, and I'll be the flow.

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You mean the drip.

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Yeah, thanks, Ralph.

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Ralph,

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just listen, listen.

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You be the hammer, I'll be the nail.

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You be the water, and I'll be the well.

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Yeah, well, about as dumb as any other
hit.

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Hey, wait, maybe I can put some coins
in.

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Well, let me see the word.

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Okay.

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You be the hammer, and I'll be the nail.

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That's good.

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That's good. Are you making it up? You
be the water, and I'll be the whale.

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Hey, that's terrific, Ralph.

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Ralph, you're a genius.

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We're both geniuses. Wait, wait, wait.
Watch.

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Greg Allman.

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Ralph, I mean, this is like Lennon and
McCartney.

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We could be rich.

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We could get laid whenever we want to.

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Ralph, we've got to start a group.

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Right.

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Take your marks.

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Okay, line up, girl.

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The following girls have qualified types
of preliminaries.

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Ann, Vanessa, and Marsha.

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Congratulations, girls.

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Coach, what was my time?

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Not good enough, Sheila. Not this year.

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I couldn't have been that bad. I could
feel how fast I was.

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You were five seconds over. Not good
enough.

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That's only five seconds. I could cut
that. We've got six days.

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It would take you a month to crack that
time, Sheila. Even two.

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Sheila.

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Next fall.

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Next year you'll do it.

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Do you know that I had to buy a special
frying pan for Sheila?

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She didn't want one that had been used
to cook meat.

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Oh, yeah?

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And today...

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00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,720
I learned how to cook a soybean patty.

259
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:37,360
If I told her that she had to eat a
soybean patty, she'd be filing charges

260
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:41,440
against me with a child abuse sentence.
You know I hate starched shirts. Hurry

261
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,440
up, George.

262
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,220
I'm ready to kill for a steak.

263
00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:46,620
Sheila?

264
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:48,420
Sheila? What?

265
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,720
We're going.

266
00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:52,340
Your, uh, whatever it is is in the
fridge.

267
00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:55,820
Anybody eat my soybean patty? No, nobody
has touched it.

268
00:21:57,230 --> 00:22:00,790
I had to hide it from Dad, though. He
wanted to feed it to the cat. Mother,

269
00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:03,030
funny. It's just a joke, Sheila.

270
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:08,290
Vegetarian means never having to laugh
again.

271
00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:15,790
Why not, honey?

272
00:22:16,910 --> 00:22:17,910
I'm scared.

273
00:22:18,890 --> 00:22:20,930
You don't have anything to be scared of.

274
00:22:21,490 --> 00:22:22,610
I might get pregnant.

275
00:22:23,970 --> 00:22:25,350
You didn't last time.

276
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,320
Yeah, man, Mix ain't home.

277
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,000
Wait, Mix, let me ask you a question.

278
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,720
You want to be in the hottest new group
since Kiss?

279
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,080
A group?

280
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:44,700
Yeah, okay, fine. Call me later.

281
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,940
As a matter of fact, come over tomorrow.

282
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:49,660
Right.

283
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,980
Now, let me explain it to you in a
second.

284
00:22:59,470 --> 00:23:03,030
To get to the egg, the sperm has to go
up, right?

285
00:23:03,490 --> 00:23:04,490
Mm -hmm.

286
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:09,250
So if you do it standing up, then the
law of gravity will make everything stay

287
00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:10,250
down. See?

288
00:23:13,430 --> 00:23:17,250
Now that's the stupidest thing I've
ever...

289
00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:22,950
Suppose we could probably fit him in
someplace?

290
00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:24,590
Probably someplace?

291
00:23:25,510 --> 00:23:27,030
Uh, fit me into what?

292
00:23:27,850 --> 00:23:30,190
Well, our new group. It's called The
Flies.

293
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:31,610
The Flies.

294
00:23:32,690 --> 00:23:33,690
Like on the wall?

295
00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:38,470
No, like on your pants. But you don't
have to tell anybody that.

296
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:43,810
The lead singer's gonna be a girl. A
California dream girl. I mean, she's the

297
00:23:43,810 --> 00:23:44,810
best, Mix.

298
00:23:49,330 --> 00:23:51,990
Cookie, you ever write a rock star?

299
00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:53,450
Of course not.

300
00:23:53,770 --> 00:23:58,180
Probably some dumb secretary lost it,
but I wrote... Personal, no joke,

301
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,620
personal, all over it.

302
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,040
What?

303
00:24:01,180 --> 00:24:02,600
My letter to Red Dog.

304
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,840
Sheila! Sheila!

305
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:09,080
Sheila, this is it. Sheila, you're going
to be a star.

306
00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:12,640
It's not the first time that your store
has promised a delivery and missed the

307
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,100
date. Hold on a minute, my other line's
ringing.

308
00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:16,180
Hello?

309
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,740
Oh, hi, Karen. I'm on the other line.
Hold on a minute. Tommy, I am practicing

310
00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:22,100
my swimming right now, okay?

311
00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:28,240
Well, yeah, but me, Ralph, and Mix... We
just started a new rock group, and we

312
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:32,260
write our own songs, and they're the
best, Sheila, but we need a sexy girl

313
00:24:32,260 --> 00:24:34,780
you. Hey, Sheila, that's a great idea.

314
00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:39,080
Oh, uh, no, Mr. Ruskin, I wasn't talking
to you.

315
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:43,720
I am now. But that's you, Sheila. I
don't sing. I swim.

316
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,680
Help, Diane.

317
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,120
Listen, Tommy, I don't know how to get
her out of the pool.

318
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,840
There's nothing serious. It's just a
daughter who wants to be a squid.

319
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:58,380
Swimming, Sheila. All that's going to
get you is back and forth in your

320
00:24:58,380 --> 00:25:00,300
all day. Will you leave me alone?

321
00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:03,600
You're crazy, Sheila.

322
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,080
Come on.

323
00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:07,140
Are you ready?

324
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,620
Yeah, I'm leaving right now.

325
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,520
What about me?

326
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,140
Will you be my dancer?

327
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,400
Okay, let's stop it, you guys.

328
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,960
Listen, you're just not getting it at
all, Lisa.

329
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:33,400
I just started.

330
00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:35,840
I know, but you're just not fast enough.

331
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:37,060
I can do it.

332
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:39,360
Can I sing?

333
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,060
You, Cookie?

334
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,800
Yeah, me.

335
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,540
I've been singing in a choir since I was
seven.

336
00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:49,120
Yeah, but this isn't a choir.

337
00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:53,260
Come on, Tommy, give her a shot. Hey,
man, go ahead, let her sing. You never

338
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,060
know. All right, why not?

339
00:25:57,290 --> 00:25:59,370
You want to quit choir to sing rock and
roll?

340
00:26:00,010 --> 00:26:01,970
Next thing you know, you'll be wanting
to quit school.

341
00:26:02,230 --> 00:26:03,230
No, Daddy.

342
00:26:03,330 --> 00:26:07,190
No, she won't. Oh, she won't, huh? Well,
you name me one rock and roller that's

343
00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,190
got a college degree.

344
00:26:08,450 --> 00:26:13,390
You tell me that Alice Cooper has got a
Ph .D. They are all crazy. No, Daddy,

345
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:14,850
it'll be like Aretha Franklin.

346
00:26:15,070 --> 00:26:18,390
She sang in the choir to start off, and
then she quit. No.

347
00:26:19,170 --> 00:26:20,230
I'm going to do it.

348
00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:22,210
I said no!

349
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,600
You will not get an answer with this
shouting. We have already got an answer,

350
00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:27,820
and the answer is no.

351
00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:54,440
Six seconds off my time.

352
00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,660
Only nine more to go.

353
00:26:57,460 --> 00:27:01,100
But I will do it. No stopping.

354
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,060
I'm good, and everyone will know it.

355
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:12,080
From now on, I do nothing but swim and
swim and swim and swim and swim.

356
00:27:28,590 --> 00:27:32,570
Oh. So, your test grades, class.

357
00:27:34,670 --> 00:27:35,850
I'm so bad.

358
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:37,990
So horrible.

359
00:27:38,830 --> 00:27:39,830
I don't understand.

360
00:27:40,030 --> 00:27:42,930
You were doing so well before I came,
and now you're doing so badly.

361
00:27:45,990 --> 00:27:46,990
Even usual.

362
00:27:47,570 --> 00:27:49,630
Flunking. Flunking in your French.

363
00:27:51,490 --> 00:27:52,650
I tell you.

364
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,200
Well, we just must work harder. That's
all there is to it.

365
00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:00,720
Jackson, what's French for brassiere?

366
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,920
Oh, alors.

367
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:08,800
It's so cold in here with the air
conditioning.

368
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,800
Open your books and start studying
silently to yourselves, class.

369
00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:14,180
Tout de suite.

370
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:07,130
I was born for. Sheila, I know. The only
one.

371
00:29:07,450 --> 00:29:10,550
Oh, come on, Lisa. That is just dumb.

372
00:29:10,910 --> 00:29:14,970
I mean, you've seen this guy on TV a
couple of times. Be realistic.

373
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:20,970
You think TV isn't real? You think the
tears I cry when I see him aren't real?

374
00:29:21,210 --> 00:29:25,910
Red Dog has six million dopey fans who
are just like you.

375
00:29:45,419 --> 00:29:46,660
You're Lisa McDonald?

376
00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:48,380
Ms. McDonald.

377
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:50,480
Ms. McDonald.

378
00:29:51,420 --> 00:29:55,180
It says here you're 18 years old and a
stewardess.

379
00:29:55,560 --> 00:30:00,640
Yeah, see, my roommate, Sue Sally, she
got sick last night all of a sudden, so

380
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:06,000
took over her flight. And, well, you
know, last minute big rush. I left my

381
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:11,140
in Dallas right there on the bedside
table. Well, so I just need a few pills

382
00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:13,620
while I'm here in L .A., you know, just
to hold me over until... Ms. McDonald.

383
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:18,840
There's no minimum age or job
requirement for contraceptive

384
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:19,840
you aware of that?

385
00:30:20,260 --> 00:30:21,260
No kidding.

386
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:22,820
You don't have to be 18.

387
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,100
Oh, then I'm not.

388
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,020
I thought you might say that.

389
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:35,920
Come in.

390
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,560
Yes, Ralph.

391
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,580
You wrote on my paper you wanted to see
me.

392
00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:50,510
Sometimes I get so busy, I just forget
and I forgot.

393
00:30:51,490 --> 00:30:52,490
What's your problem?

394
00:30:53,150 --> 00:30:55,490
Huh? Oh, friends.

395
00:30:57,150 --> 00:30:58,150
Oh, maybe.

396
00:30:58,770 --> 00:30:59,770
Maybe.

397
00:31:09,030 --> 00:31:12,690
Don't be afraid, Ralph. I'm not going to
bite you. Even though you did flunk the

398
00:31:12,690 --> 00:31:14,090
test. So did my pa.

399
00:31:15,110 --> 00:31:18,370
Okay. So, what is your problem with
French?

400
00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:20,530
You were making A's before.

401
00:31:21,570 --> 00:31:22,570
Proceed my teaching.

402
00:31:23,270 --> 00:31:25,070
Oh, no. You teach great.

403
00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:26,830
I see.

404
00:31:28,710 --> 00:31:29,710
I know.

405
00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,030
Well, have private lessons. That should
do it.

406
00:31:32,730 --> 00:31:35,710
Private? Mm -hmm. Come to my house
Thursday night at 8 o 'clock.

407
00:31:49,430 --> 00:31:55,650
Thousands of years ago, when they built
the great pyramids of Egypt, many of the

408
00:31:55,650 --> 00:31:57,130
workers probably had gonorrhea.

409
00:32:00,490 --> 00:32:07,490
Some of the pharaohs who paid the bills
probably had it too.

410
00:32:07,890 --> 00:32:12,430
When Christopher Columbus sailed west to
find India, he discovered at least two

411
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:15,950
things he never expected, America and
syphilis.

412
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,740
The latter broke out among his crew on
the return voyage.

413
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:24,580
From the waterfront, it spread like
wildfire until it covered the entire

414
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,760
First, let's get rid of a lot of
misinformation.

415
00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:36,100
You do not, I repeat, you do not get VD
from

416
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:38,680
doorknobs.

417
00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:47,100
nor any of the following.

418
00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:51,720
Looks like Valerie.

419
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,660
Gunnery has many nicknames. Now stop at
this instant.

420
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:23,520
Not exactly an Academy Award winner, but
a very informative film.

421
00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:24,860
Don't you think?

422
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:38,580
Tommy!

423
00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:40,360
Can I see you for a moment, please?

424
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,500
Your name came up at advisors' meeting.

425
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:52,160
They're talking about putting you on
warning.

426
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,880
Your grades and conduct are shockingly
bad.

427
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,760
Now, this is a serious thing, Thomas.

428
00:33:58,980 --> 00:34:00,440
This goes on your record.

429
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,800
You should be at the top of your class.

430
00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:06,000
Continue like this.

431
00:34:07,140 --> 00:34:08,380
You'll be a garbage man.

432
00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:15,380
I'm not going to be a garbage man, Mr.
Stern.

433
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,199
Don't worry. I mean... We'll see.

434
00:34:31,639 --> 00:34:34,320
Hey, uh, I gotta skip practice tonight.

435
00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:36,739
You can't do that, Ralph.

436
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:40,639
The senior show's in two weeks, and you
know we're not ready yet.

437
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,460
Besides, you want to win, don't you?

438
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:46,480
Not tonight, Tommy.

439
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,800
I got kind of a date.

440
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,920
What do you mean you got kind of a date?

441
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,420
You gotta go over to Miss Jackson's.

442
00:34:56,460 --> 00:34:58,840
Wait a second. What's going on? Nothing.

443
00:34:59,780 --> 00:35:01,540
You know Miss Jackson?

444
00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:02,840
Hey, she's not old.

445
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,940
So it is true.

446
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,680
I can't wait to tell everybody at
school. Hey, don't tell anyone.

447
00:35:08,980 --> 00:35:09,980
She'd kill me.

448
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,160
But it is true.

449
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,400
I can't believe it.

450
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,140
I don't believe it.

451
00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:22,300
Ralph, I can't believe that.

452
00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:23,900
Don't believe it.

453
00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:48,020
Can you come back tomorrow night?

454
00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:51,600
Yes? Yeah.

455
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,360
Yeah, I can come back tomorrow. Okay.

456
00:35:53,740 --> 00:35:54,740
I'm sorry.

457
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:01,320
I just forgot.

458
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:04,440
Please, let's sit down. We'll continue.

459
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,760
Oh.

460
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,360
Oh.

461
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,160
She'll...

462
00:36:17,260 --> 00:36:21,280
Surely your father cannot just stop your
mother from visiting you.

463
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,340
My father is a bastard.

464
00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:27,220
He will not give her a ticket.

465
00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:28,700
Cheap.

466
00:36:30,260 --> 00:36:32,900
Oh, but you can visit her in France this
summer.

467
00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:34,660
No.

468
00:36:35,780 --> 00:36:36,780
I hate her husband.

469
00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:39,860
My stepfather and me do not get along.

470
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:41,640
He's an idiot.

471
00:36:41,740 --> 00:36:42,960
I would never want to see him again.

472
00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:52,210
But you could tolerate him. You could.
Just to see your mother, you could stand

473
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,210
him, couldn't you?

474
00:36:54,810 --> 00:36:55,810
No.

475
00:37:00,230 --> 00:37:03,350
Yes? Hi, I'm Mick Smiles. Is Cookie
home?

476
00:37:04,410 --> 00:37:06,250
Of course Cookie's home. Where else
should she be?

477
00:37:07,170 --> 00:37:08,170
Right, I'm Mick.

478
00:37:09,110 --> 00:37:10,970
Cookie's not expecting any visitors,
could they?

479
00:37:17,190 --> 00:37:18,190
Who was that?

480
00:37:18,730 --> 00:37:19,730
Nobody.

481
00:37:21,430 --> 00:37:22,430
Mix.

482
00:37:24,090 --> 00:37:26,430
That was nobody and he better not come
back.

483
00:37:26,750 --> 00:37:28,530
Go upstairs and finish your homework.

484
00:37:32,390 --> 00:37:32,890
What

485
00:37:32,890 --> 00:37:39,770
are you

486
00:37:39,770 --> 00:37:40,770
doing in here?

487
00:37:42,030 --> 00:37:43,330
Just looking for the soap.

488
00:37:48,620 --> 00:37:51,040
If my father catches us in here, he's
going to kill us.

489
00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:54,860
My motto is live fast and die beautiful.

490
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,440
I love it.

491
00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:17,940
Yeah, nobody's got a skateboard and bass
player.

492
00:38:18,490 --> 00:38:19,510
Then that's style.

493
00:38:21,790 --> 00:38:22,810
Yeah, it's not bad.

494
00:38:23,490 --> 00:38:25,050
But, uh, you think we're ready for a
drummer yet?

495
00:38:25,430 --> 00:38:26,570
Drums, Megs, but who?

496
00:38:27,530 --> 00:38:30,170
Hey, well, Gilles does it, man. As a
matter of fact, he does it pretty good.

497
00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:31,430
Hey, no way.

498
00:38:32,190 --> 00:38:33,250
Fries, he's too flippant.

499
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:37,490
Ralph's right, Megs, man. I don't like
the guy either. He tried to punch Ralph

500
00:38:37,490 --> 00:38:38,690
for just sitting on his Porsche.

501
00:38:38,990 --> 00:38:39,990
Hey, Tommy, man.

502
00:38:40,350 --> 00:38:41,350
Do you see somebody better?

503
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,720
There was a story in the paper today,
Warren, about black holes.

504
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:50,940
I don't understand them.

505
00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:52,920
I guess I never will.

506
00:38:54,660 --> 00:38:55,780
That's not funny.

507
00:38:56,340 --> 00:38:57,760
I don't think you do either.

508
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,200
And you won't.

509
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:05,860
Not until one of your clients decides to
either sue or subdivide one.

510
00:39:06,340 --> 00:39:07,340
That's not funny.

511
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,100
You know, I just don't remember.

512
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,800
Talking about the sort of things that
Sheila and her friend talk about.

513
00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:21,420
Doing them, maybe.

514
00:42:11,819 --> 00:42:12,900
Would you knock it off?

515
00:42:13,380 --> 00:42:15,940
Yeah, with this little soft song, with
this little punch, okay?

516
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,720
Well, listen, man, I said it was this
soft song, and I'm the group's leader,

517
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:20,760
would you just stop it?

518
00:42:21,140 --> 00:42:22,140
Yeah, great.

519
00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:47,950
I don't believe this.

520
00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:53,170
You know, my dad laid down three gold
albums right here.

521
00:43:02,310 --> 00:43:06,090
The first one is U as in could.

522
00:43:07,010 --> 00:43:08,010
Say.

523
00:43:08,730 --> 00:43:10,370
Could. Could.

524
00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:14,630
Could. Now the second is U.

525
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:16,240
As in le cou.

526
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,540
The neck.

527
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:19,760
Le cou.

528
00:43:20,620 --> 00:43:21,620
Le cou.

529
00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:22,880
Good, good.

530
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,100
Très bon.

531
00:43:24,220 --> 00:43:26,540
Now, here's the hard one.

532
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:29,360
U.

533
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,900
U as in le suc.

534
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,360
Which means juice.

535
00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:36,280
Like orange suc. Orange juice.

536
00:43:36,540 --> 00:43:37,540
Say it.

537
00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:38,780
Orange juice.

538
00:43:38,980 --> 00:43:40,980
No. Le suc.

539
00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:43,280
Le suc.

540
00:43:43,580 --> 00:43:44,580
No, no.

541
00:43:45,230 --> 00:43:47,670
It's all in the lips. In the lips.

542
00:43:48,410 --> 00:43:49,410
Watch my lips.

543
00:43:49,990 --> 00:43:50,990
Say.

544
00:43:54,450 --> 00:43:55,450
No,

545
00:43:56,290 --> 00:44:01,810
no. Pucker your lips and pretend like
you're kissing someone. Watch.

546
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000
Le suc.

547
00:44:15,260 --> 00:44:16,340
Le suc.

548
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,499
Le suc.

549
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:18,499
Le suc.

550
00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:19,479
Very good.

551
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,260
Very good. Keep that up. Le suc. Keep
that up.

552
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:26,680
Le suc. Le suc. Le suc. Very good. Keep
going. Le suc.

553
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:28,540
Le suc.

554
00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:30,800
Oh, my God.

555
00:44:33,620 --> 00:44:36,800
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
back Red Dog.

556
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,740
Let me guess. Let's see.

557
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,440
Pizza delivery, right? No.

558
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:57,940
Red cross, blue cross.

559
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:05,160
Well, where are you from, huh? I mean,
why are you standing in my office with a

560
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,160
surfboard?

561
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:09,120
Skateboard. Skateboard. It's for my act.

562
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:11,940
You did want to see it, right?

563
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,740
My Polaroids?

564
00:45:17,180 --> 00:45:18,180
Polaroids. Remember?

565
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,080
Oh, yeah, yeah, new talent, right.

566
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,680
Right. You want some beer?

567
00:45:22,980 --> 00:45:23,980
No, thanks.

568
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,920
Do you always audition people like this?

569
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:34,160
Uh, well, you know, I like to, uh, I
like to talk to people. You okay?

570
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,280
Okay. I like to talk to people, you
know, get in their head. Here, let me

571
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,138
you.

572
00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:42,500
You know, get in their head and, you
know, karma, things like that.

573
00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:43,860
Yeah, sure.

574
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:50,960
Why don't you come back in my office,
okay? I don't know. Come on.

575
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:52,640
Okay.

576
00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:55,740
Come on.

577
00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:59,280
Oh, just sit down.

578
00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:02,740
So how you doing? You doing okay?

579
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:04,640
Yeah?

580
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,620
You want some Coke?

581
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:09,920
Oh, no thanks. I'm not thirsty.

582
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:17,040
Could I interest you in some ether?

583
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:23,260
Or how about some... How about some
vitamin C or some Red Zinger tea? We

584
00:46:23,260 --> 00:46:24,260
Red Zinger tea.

585
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:27,280
Are you a little nervous, huh?

586
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:30,200
Why don't you just relax and just
lighten up some?

587
00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:36,180
No, it's just that I can't wait for you
to see my ass. You're going to flip out.

588
00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:42,340
I can't flip out. See, I flipped out a
long time ago.

589
00:46:43,820 --> 00:46:44,820
Oh.

590
00:46:55,850 --> 00:47:00,250
You're even cuter than you are small.

591
00:47:00,950 --> 00:47:01,950
I am?

592
00:47:02,730 --> 00:47:03,729
Oh, yeah.

593
00:47:03,730 --> 00:47:05,350
Thanks. You are too.

594
00:47:05,730 --> 00:47:08,670
I mean, not the small, but, you know,
the cute.

595
00:47:10,290 --> 00:47:15,750
Actually, I started the Skateboard Act
for a group that I'm in with my, you

596
00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:16,750
know, school friends.

597
00:47:17,010 --> 00:47:18,610
But we just got started.

598
00:47:19,050 --> 00:47:24,070
And if I had to join your group, I know
they wouldn't want to hold me back.

599
00:47:32,910 --> 00:47:35,630
Mess around a bit. Get kind of close and
quiet.

600
00:47:36,790 --> 00:47:37,790
Okay.

601
00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:41,450
Oh, Red Dog, I love you.

602
00:47:42,050 --> 00:47:43,830
I've always loved you.

603
00:47:44,230 --> 00:47:46,810
You love me? Oh, yes.

604
00:47:47,730 --> 00:47:49,730
What makes you love me?

605
00:47:50,110 --> 00:47:51,510
Oh, your songs.

606
00:47:52,230 --> 00:47:54,310
My songs? Oh, yeah.

607
00:47:54,630 --> 00:47:57,690
Well, what do you like? Do you like the
lyrics or the music?

608
00:47:57,950 --> 00:47:58,950
The voice.

609
00:47:58,990 --> 00:48:01,170
The voice? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

610
00:48:01,450 --> 00:48:04,190
It's... It's the way you move. You're so
smooth. The way I move.

611
00:48:04,850 --> 00:48:05,850
Smooth, huh?

612
00:48:06,190 --> 00:48:07,190
Smooth.

613
00:48:07,950 --> 00:48:08,950
Very nice.

614
00:48:09,430 --> 00:48:12,910
Where are you taking me? I'm taking you
to...

615
00:51:23,860 --> 00:51:25,080
Hey, pretty boy.

616
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,160
You want to let's have a good time?

617
00:51:28,220 --> 00:51:29,840
Me? Yeah.

618
00:51:30,260 --> 00:51:31,260
You want to party?

619
00:51:33,140 --> 00:51:34,340
I don't know.

620
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,600
Hey, I do.

621
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:36,920
Come on.

622
00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:38,060
Here, let's go in.

623
00:51:54,940 --> 00:51:56,280
Anybody ever lick your toes?

624
00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:57,820
Sometimes that helps.

625
00:51:59,220 --> 00:52:00,480
Or I could spank you.

626
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:08,040
Listen, why don't you just give it up?
It's not going to work out anyways.

627
00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:14,640
Listen, hon, it ain't no big thing.

628
00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:17,240
It happens all the time.

629
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:20,720
Really.

630
00:52:37,550 --> 00:52:38,550
Thanks anyway.

631
00:52:42,670 --> 00:52:43,670
Kids.

632
00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:53,670
Kim.

633
00:52:55,250 --> 00:52:56,410
Hey, hey, Asha.

634
00:52:58,070 --> 00:52:59,850
Come on, you don't know what you're
missing.

635
00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:04,710
Don't you tell a faggot when you see
one.

636
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:20,340
If it seems to be your fate, just in
time to be too late.

637
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,360
Waking up.

638
00:54:05,710 --> 00:54:07,070
You really think I'm beautiful?

639
00:54:11,430 --> 00:54:16,030
You're the most beautiful girl I've ever
seen.

640
00:54:32,450 --> 00:54:34,790
Why don't you say something good?

641
00:54:36,060 --> 00:54:37,300
What's wrong with good news?

642
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,860
Good, I'll give you a meal for me.

643
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,400
Hello.

644
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:50,920
Jill! Hi.

645
00:54:51,420 --> 00:54:52,700
You're two hours early.

646
00:54:53,340 --> 00:54:58,160
Well, I wanted to, but... Come in, come
in. We'll just get started earlier and

647
00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:59,420
we'll finish earlier.

648
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:00,760
Great. Good.

649
00:55:08,490 --> 00:55:09,490
Here, have a seat.

650
00:55:09,530 --> 00:55:14,390
Okay. I was just packing supper. I'll
just clear these things off, and then

651
00:55:14,390 --> 00:55:15,390
we'll get going.

652
00:55:16,010 --> 00:55:20,450
You know, Miss Jackson, you are the best
teacher I've ever had.

653
00:55:21,450 --> 00:55:23,370
And I want to give you these.

654
00:55:24,050 --> 00:55:25,050
Thank you.

655
00:55:26,130 --> 00:55:29,630
Well, that's the nicest compliment I've
ever had.

656
00:55:30,530 --> 00:55:31,770
They're just beautiful.

657
00:55:31,990 --> 00:55:32,990
Oh,

658
00:55:34,710 --> 00:55:35,710
here.

659
00:55:36,670 --> 00:55:37,670
Here.

660
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:39,700
We can't have a lesson tonight.

661
00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:42,900
Well, you have to go. You just have to
go.

662
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,920
We'll discuss this tomorrow.

663
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,700
for me chance to use this car! Papa you
told me that I could!

664
00:57:09,870 --> 00:57:13,110
John, these costumes are fabulous.
They're beautiful.

665
00:57:14,090 --> 00:57:17,530
My mom's even excited about it. She's
going to let me take whatever I need

666
00:57:17,530 --> 00:57:18,530
the boutique.

667
00:57:20,850 --> 00:57:21,850
Hello?

668
00:57:22,350 --> 00:57:23,610
Yeah, this is Lisa McDonald.

669
00:57:24,070 --> 00:57:28,370
I'm sorry to be the bearer of such bad
tidings, but your name has been given to

670
00:57:28,370 --> 00:57:30,490
us as having been exposed to gonorrhea,
darling.

671
00:57:32,390 --> 00:57:33,650
Some kind of joke.

672
00:57:34,510 --> 00:57:36,370
Hi, VD, ain't nothing to joke about.

673
00:57:36,610 --> 00:57:38,630
At least foot, maybe, but not gonorrhea.

674
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:43,160
Really? Listen, can you come in here on
Monday for an examination?

675
00:57:44,260 --> 00:57:45,260
Yes.

676
00:57:45,740 --> 00:57:46,740
Thank you.

677
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,020
Uh -huh. No, a Polaroid will do, hon.

678
00:57:50,420 --> 00:57:52,300
Hey, Kitty, I've got two more here for
you, hon.

679
00:57:52,780 --> 00:57:53,820
Red Dog Productions.

680
00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:58,760
Yeah, this is Lisa McDonald. I need to
speak with Red Dog.

681
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:00,440
Lisa McDonald?

682
00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:01,658
No, no.

683
00:58:01,660 --> 00:58:05,460
I'm sorry. Mr. Red Dog is on tour in
South America.

684
00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:08,340
Can I take a message?

685
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,160
Tell him.

686
00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:12,300
Never mind.

687
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:13,840
Okay.

688
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:15,520
Bye -bye.

689
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:17,580
Good morning. Look at her.

690
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:19,080
Nice.

691
00:58:19,420 --> 00:58:20,880
Give her a call, okay? Sure.

692
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:22,160
Thank you.

693
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,500
They just look like ordinary people.

694
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,760
They are, and so are you. Go on.

695
00:58:36,300 --> 00:58:37,940
You get a number, I'll get a seat.

696
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,000
Don't leave me.

697
00:58:47,980 --> 00:58:49,120
Well now, young lady.

698
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:53,020
Let's just get up on the table, put your
feet in the stirrups, and we'll do the

699
00:58:53,020 --> 00:58:54,020
blood test later.

700
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,280
Will it hurt?

701
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:01,660
Well, let's just say it won't feel as
good as what brought you here.

702
00:59:05,220 --> 00:59:07,400
And even that didn't feel so good.

703
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,440
Well, you scored.

704
00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:17,160
You got it, honey.

705
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:22,960
Now, before we can give you the
necessary treatment, we will need to

706
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:28,760
of all the names of every man and old
woman you've had sex with in the last

707
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:29,760
months.

708
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,700
Are you going to tell my mother?

709
00:59:33,620 --> 00:59:35,740
Well, not unless she's on your list.

710
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,680
Well, there's only one.

711
00:59:42,980 --> 00:59:43,980
Red Dog.

712
00:59:47,020 --> 00:59:48,220
You engaged to him, too?

713
00:59:50,180 --> 00:59:54,960
No. You just go in and get your needles,
girl. In that room there and bend over.

714
00:59:55,180 --> 00:59:58,200
And if I was you, I'd go home and break
his record.

715
01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:01,320
Lord have mercy.

716
01:00:01,580 --> 01:00:04,120
Plump child knocking down all my paper.

717
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:06,340
Gonorrhea and clumsy tooth.

718
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:07,600
Oh.

719
01:00:09,780 --> 01:00:15,560
You know, I try to think about my
schoolwork and school and stuff.

720
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:21,440
All I can think about is the group and
writing songs for them.

721
01:00:25,060 --> 01:00:28,260
Are your parents putting pressure on you
for the academics?

722
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:31,880
No.

723
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,480
I mean, we don't even talk very much.

724
01:00:35,380 --> 01:00:38,740
All they're concerned about is that I'm
happy all the time.

725
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:45,280
But if you fail...

726
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:47,120
then you'll have to go to summer school.

727
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:49,700
What do you think about that?

728
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:56,720
It doesn't really matter to me.

729
01:00:58,780 --> 01:01:03,840
I mean, all that I really care about is
this recording contract.

730
01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:06,580
If that came through for us...

731
01:01:22,070 --> 01:01:23,730
It's just a lip of a song.

732
01:02:05,740 --> 01:02:10,760
If my bones are lifted, my brains are
rich as young as guinea.

733
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:24,840
That's all I can think about.

734
01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:32,560
You know, I don't even think about, you
know...

735
01:03:38,580 --> 01:03:39,580
Yes.

736
01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:56,080
Well, um... Aren't there some people who
are virgins forever?

737
01:04:02,860 --> 01:04:04,360
Hi, Jules. Hi.

738
01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:06,500
What are you supposed to be?

739
01:04:07,070 --> 01:04:11,210
Well, if I really have to explain it to
you, Lisa, it's Attila the Hun.

740
01:04:11,630 --> 01:04:12,630
Oh.

741
01:04:13,030 --> 01:04:14,870
What is wrong with Attila?

742
01:04:15,210 --> 01:04:20,410
I told my mother it was a hero's party.
You told that heroes and villains. I

743
01:04:20,410 --> 01:04:22,670
know, but I just told her the first
half.

744
01:04:24,030 --> 01:04:26,550
And what's he supposed to be, Wayne
Newton?

745
01:04:27,290 --> 01:04:28,350
He's Sitting Bull.

746
01:04:29,170 --> 01:04:30,430
Oh, figures.

747
01:04:30,970 --> 01:04:33,950
Listen, if my mom asks, tell her that
he's... What?

748
01:04:35,210 --> 01:04:36,830
that he's one of the village people.

749
01:05:08,970 --> 01:05:09,970
Roy Rogers?

750
01:05:10,030 --> 01:05:11,250
Wyatt Earp? Oh, please, God.

751
01:05:11,790 --> 01:05:15,610
Lisa, don't you recognize Tommy? Rock
star of the 80s?

752
01:05:16,390 --> 01:05:17,930
What are you, Arab white slavery?

753
01:05:18,610 --> 01:05:19,610
Lawrence of Arabia.

754
01:05:20,310 --> 01:05:21,310
New group?

755
01:05:21,670 --> 01:05:23,310
World history. Remember Mrs.

756
01:05:23,510 --> 01:05:24,368
Benson's class?

757
01:05:24,370 --> 01:05:26,410
The Englishman. The great hero.

758
01:05:26,870 --> 01:05:28,750
Oh, you're a hero. Come here. Hey,

759
01:05:29,750 --> 01:05:30,609
Mom.

760
01:05:30,610 --> 01:05:31,610
Hey, it's finished.

761
01:05:32,130 --> 01:05:34,490
Thank you, Mom, because, you know, I
really just didn't have the time.

762
01:05:34,710 --> 01:05:35,710
Sure.

763
01:05:39,630 --> 01:05:40,630
Hey, Tommy, man.

764
01:05:40,910 --> 01:05:42,550
I couldn't figure out what they put in
the sponge.

765
01:05:43,430 --> 01:05:45,190
Man, it had a taste that I didn't even
remember.

766
01:05:45,930 --> 01:05:48,690
Yeah, that's right. Listen, Nick, you
haven't seen Sheila, have you?

767
01:05:49,450 --> 01:05:51,630
Well, no, man. I thought you were going
to go by her house and pick her up.

768
01:05:51,890 --> 01:05:55,210
Yeah, I was, but she said she had
something to do first, you know,

769
01:05:55,210 --> 01:05:58,170
something. Hey, man, how do you think
we're going to do tomorrow night?

770
01:05:58,530 --> 01:06:00,390
We're going to step it out tomorrow
night. Don't worry.

771
01:06:00,970 --> 01:06:01,970
Ralph.

772
01:06:02,090 --> 01:06:03,610
Yeah, man, where is he?

773
01:06:04,330 --> 01:06:06,310
Oh, he's over there trying to grab Lisa.

774
01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:08,510
I think he finally found her.

775
01:06:32,810 --> 01:06:34,210
I'll stop in a minute.

776
01:07:15,690 --> 01:07:21,310
We need to move this. I'm afraid it'll
get knocked over with this now.

777
01:07:36,790 --> 01:07:38,550
You guys better be good.

778
01:07:38,950 --> 01:07:39,868
We're good.

779
01:07:39,870 --> 01:07:41,090
You know, good for kids.

780
01:07:41,850 --> 01:07:45,010
It's just I don't know how we're going
to seem to somebody who sees so many

781
01:07:45,010 --> 01:07:46,190
groups all the time, you know?

782
01:07:46,450 --> 01:07:47,790
Oh, you've got to think you're terrific.

783
01:07:48,190 --> 01:07:50,910
Nathan thinks you can whip the world.
You should all feel the same way.

784
01:07:51,810 --> 01:07:53,850
Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't do it if it
weren't good.

785
01:07:55,370 --> 01:07:57,210
It's just sometimes I don't know if I'm
kidding myself.

786
01:07:57,530 --> 01:07:59,090
This is fine. You can leave it there.

787
01:07:59,790 --> 01:08:00,890
What's bothering you tonight?

788
01:08:01,390 --> 01:08:02,390
I'd say something.

789
01:08:02,730 --> 01:08:03,730
Well, where's Sheila?

790
01:08:05,370 --> 01:08:07,030
Well, I was kind of wondering that
myself.

791
01:08:07,710 --> 01:08:10,670
In fact, I'm going to go over to her
house and see if I can find her.

792
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:12,980
But thanks a lot for the party, Miss
McDonald.

793
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:14,540
Thanks for the help. Bye -bye now.

794
01:08:15,740 --> 01:08:18,340
But tomorrow night, fool, we'll kill
him.

795
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:52,760
Cookie got into a little trouble in
school today.

796
01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:56,960
First time in her whole life.

797
01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:58,680
A little trouble?

798
01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:03,540
Well, she was smoking a cigarette and
cutting class.

799
01:09:05,779 --> 01:09:09,420
I don't understand it. I never smoked a
cigarette in my whole life.

800
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:12,340
Where did she get these ideas from?

801
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,180
Television, I guess.

802
01:09:15,460 --> 01:09:17,359
Well, it was just one cigarette.

803
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:21,920
You know, I'd have thought Cookie's too
smart a little girl for that kind of

804
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:22,920
stuff.

805
01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:27,520
Maybe she's not such a little girl
anymore.

806
01:09:29,100 --> 01:09:33,580
You know, I lost my virginity when I was
18.

807
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:39,720
And kids are growing so fast nowadays.

808
01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:43,340
Well, what are you getting at, Lucy?

809
01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:48,859
Cookie's not a virgin anymore.

810
01:09:49,340 --> 01:09:53,920
What? Well, you know, she and that
little boy, Nick. How long have you

811
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:57,500
about this? Pete, will you keep your
voice down? You're going to wake up.

812
01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:01,320
do better than that. Oh, Pete, now, come
on. The child has been through enough.

813
01:10:01,660 --> 01:10:05,900
Get out of that bed right now.

814
01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:07,100
I said now.

815
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:08,160
What do you want?

816
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:11,540
You know very well what I want. How long
have you been sleeping around? Answer

817
01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:12,560
me. Sleeping around?

818
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:16,320
Is that what you go to that fancy school
to learn? How to make a tram out of

819
01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:17,269
yourself?

820
01:10:17,270 --> 01:10:20,290
From now on, you are not leaving this
house except to go to church and to go

821
01:10:20,290 --> 01:10:23,530
school. But, Daddy, the senior show is
tomorrow night, and I can't quit on my

822
01:10:23,530 --> 01:10:25,490
friends. How can you do this to me?

823
01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:28,510
You have been sneaking out of this house
to be with that mixed mind.

824
01:10:28,810 --> 01:10:31,710
If you want to live in this house, I'd
better not hear that name in this house

825
01:10:31,710 --> 01:10:32,790
again. But, Daddy. Don't pay.

826
01:10:33,150 --> 01:10:34,790
Leave her alone. Leave her alone.

827
01:10:35,530 --> 01:10:38,250
We'd better take her someplace where she
can learn to keep her legs closed.

828
01:10:49,230 --> 01:10:52,850
I just don't get it, Sheila. I mean, you
said you'd meet me there. I stood

829
01:10:52,850 --> 01:10:56,370
around looking like an idiot, you know?
I never said that I would meet you

830
01:10:56,370 --> 01:10:57,590
there. I said I would try.

831
01:10:58,050 --> 01:10:59,050
I tried.

832
01:10:59,390 --> 01:11:00,390
And I couldn't.

833
01:11:00,810 --> 01:11:01,810
Oh, you couldn't?

834
01:11:02,530 --> 01:11:04,030
Is somebody punishing you?

835
01:11:04,630 --> 01:11:08,270
Forcing you to swim a thousand laps
before morning? I couldn't because I

836
01:11:08,270 --> 01:11:10,130
need to cut down on two seconds of my
time.

837
01:11:10,690 --> 01:11:12,390
No one is forcing me to do anything.

838
01:11:12,730 --> 01:11:14,530
Either to swim or to go to that party.

839
01:11:15,950 --> 01:11:18,650
I'm just getting really tired of this,
you know? Talking to you while you're

840
01:11:18,650 --> 01:11:19,650
always in the pool.

841
01:11:19,850 --> 01:11:23,190
It's like having the sea between us, you
know? Will you quit pacing?

842
01:11:24,970 --> 01:11:27,370
Tommy, you are getting garbage in my
pool again!

843
01:11:27,710 --> 01:11:29,550
I've had it. Is there a phone I can use?

844
01:11:29,930 --> 01:11:32,990
The pool phone doesn't work. Use the one
in the house. My mother's there.

845
01:11:34,010 --> 01:11:36,790
I'll call Ralph. I can't go back to the
party.

846
01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:41,230
Maybe go to the home and read a book on
the care and feeding of guppies or

847
01:11:41,230 --> 01:11:42,970
something. Oh, very funny, Tommy.

848
01:11:43,310 --> 01:11:44,310
Very funny.

849
01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:46,820
I'm a little bit tired of your water
jokes, Tommy.

850
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:52,560
So if you don't mind... Tommy!

851
01:11:57,540 --> 01:11:58,540
Diane?

852
01:11:59,020 --> 01:12:00,020
Who is it?

853
01:12:00,220 --> 01:12:01,240
It's me, Tommy.

854
01:12:01,540 --> 01:12:02,660
Can I use your phone?

855
01:12:02,900 --> 01:12:04,900
Oh, sure, Tommy. Use the one on the
table.

856
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:07,840
How's it going with Sheila?

857
01:12:08,220 --> 01:12:09,520
Why shouldn't I ask?

858
01:12:09,780 --> 01:12:10,780
Don't.

859
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:14,920
Look, I'll just be a second.

860
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:16,280
Okay.

861
01:12:20,340 --> 01:12:21,340
What are you doing?

862
01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:24,220
What am I doing? I am conducting the L
.A.

863
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:27,040
Philharmonic. I'm hanging a painting for
me.

864
01:12:27,540 --> 01:12:28,700
Well, you need any help?

865
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:32,460
I mean, as long as it's something that's
not for Sheila's room. Now, don't be

866
01:12:32,460 --> 01:12:35,980
bitter. I'm sure there's a reason for
some of the things that she's doing.

867
01:12:37,380 --> 01:12:39,380
You know, it could be worse. She could
be on drugs.

868
01:12:41,390 --> 01:12:44,530
Well, the amount of time she spends in
that goddamn pool, she might as well be

869
01:12:44,530 --> 01:12:45,228
on drugs.

870
01:12:45,230 --> 01:12:48,110
Well, I don't know, and I'm not going to
think about it anymore.

871
01:12:49,810 --> 01:12:51,390
Maybe she doesn't feel clean.

872
01:12:51,630 --> 01:12:52,630
Hello, Ralph?

873
01:12:52,970 --> 01:12:53,970
Is Ralph there?

874
01:12:54,710 --> 01:12:55,830
Would you get him, please?

875
01:12:57,650 --> 01:12:58,650
Who's at the party?

876
01:12:59,290 --> 01:13:02,630
Everybody. And it worked really good as
PR for tomorrow night's show.

877
01:13:03,350 --> 01:13:07,250
Excuse me. Hello, Ralph? The problem
with this painting is it's just too big

878
01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:08,250
this space.

879
01:13:13,100 --> 01:13:13,879
Ask Lisa.

880
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:16,520
Yeah, Lisa, she's blonde, good -looking.

881
01:13:16,780 --> 01:13:17,860
Yeah, it's her party.

882
01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:20,760
I have the wrong party.

883
01:13:22,300 --> 01:13:27,440
Sorry. I hate this kind of art anyway.

884
01:13:27,940 --> 01:13:29,660
I don't know why we bought this stupid
thing.

885
01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:31,340
Hello, is this Lisa's house?

886
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:33,120
Who am I?

887
01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:37,840
Is this Lisa's house or not? I mean,
what difference does it make who I am,

888
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:38,840
jerk?

889
01:13:43,430 --> 01:13:44,430
through, but I quit.

890
01:13:45,110 --> 01:13:47,290
Everybody's had a party tonight, even
wrong numbers.

891
01:13:47,870 --> 01:13:49,390
But it's gonna be different tomorrow
night.

892
01:13:49,890 --> 01:13:53,250
Ralph's mother's bringing her agent
friend, and I can feel it. We're gonna

893
01:13:53,250 --> 01:13:54,370
him. A big summer tour.

894
01:13:55,430 --> 01:13:57,810
Do you think it looks better next to the
door?

895
01:13:59,470 --> 01:14:00,550
Oh, Tommy.

896
01:14:00,990 --> 01:14:01,990
I'm sorry.

897
01:14:02,230 --> 01:14:04,510
I'm sure tomorrow will be really a big
night for you.

898
01:14:05,770 --> 01:14:07,150
Do you really like it here?

899
01:14:08,470 --> 01:14:10,410
Looks all right there. It's a pretty
picture.

900
01:14:10,810 --> 01:14:12,570
Kind of makes me think about, uh...

901
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:14,360
Parks or playgrounds or something.

902
01:14:14,740 --> 01:14:17,600
Well, that's not thinking. That's
remembering.

903
01:14:18,940 --> 01:14:23,220
Well, if you feel that way about the
penny, you sure you want me to hang it?

904
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:26,140
My husband likes it.

905
01:14:27,260 --> 01:14:29,000
Reminds him of parks and playgrounds,
too.

906
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:31,020
Everybody wants to remember.

907
01:14:33,220 --> 01:14:37,900
Yeah, but I don't have too much
remembering to do. I mean, all about

908
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:42,040
But I like to look forward to things
like tomorrow night. I mean...

909
01:14:42,470 --> 01:14:43,870
I don't know. I just have a feeling.

910
01:14:44,610 --> 01:14:47,750
Why don't I hold it up for you so you
can take a look at it? Okay.

911
01:15:00,890 --> 01:15:01,890
How's that?

912
01:15:02,010 --> 01:15:03,010
That looks pretty good.

913
01:15:03,770 --> 01:15:05,210
You want to stay there while I mark it?

914
01:15:05,430 --> 01:15:06,430
Sure.

915
01:15:10,670 --> 01:15:11,950
Get it? Yeah.

916
01:15:21,580 --> 01:15:22,580
I can handle it now.

917
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,340
Oh, are you sure? I mean, I don't mind.

918
01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:27,940
I sure don't feel like going back to
that party.

919
01:15:29,140 --> 01:15:30,140
Don't go.

920
01:15:31,540 --> 01:15:33,380
Sure does beat down on wrong numbers.

921
01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:37,920
I think I know what you mean about this
picture, though.

922
01:15:39,980 --> 01:15:41,920
You think that we hung it too close to
the door?

923
01:15:43,900 --> 01:15:46,280
No, it doesn't seem to say too much.

924
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,560
Damn it. These screws aren't in very
tight.

925
01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:00,080
It's not just a scratch.

926
01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:02,860
Oh, it's deep scratch.

927
01:16:03,780 --> 01:16:05,320
I'm going to get something to put on it.

928
01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:09,380
Lisa, come on.

929
01:16:10,140 --> 01:16:12,580
Tomorrow night, we're going to be big
stars.

930
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:14,660
I don't want to.

931
01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:18,680
Lisa, all night long, you've been
promising me.

932
01:16:19,180 --> 01:16:20,660
You just don't understand.

933
01:16:21,340 --> 01:16:25,240
Lisa, I'm going to have to go outside
and pick up a car bumper.

934
01:16:25,700 --> 01:16:27,340
Can't you see I'm in pain?

935
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:30,120
Can't you see you're boring me?

936
01:16:30,940 --> 01:16:31,940
Lisa.

937
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:34,080
Good night, Ralph.

938
01:17:00,460 --> 01:17:01,460
There you go.

939
01:17:02,700 --> 01:17:04,400
I'm sorry to have kept you for so long.

940
01:17:04,860 --> 01:17:07,200
Oh, that's okay. I had nothing else to
do anyway.

941
01:17:07,940 --> 01:17:10,160
Let's see. I think I can get it now.

942
01:17:17,100 --> 01:17:20,500
You know, Ralph knows a lot about art.
He'd probably like this picture.

943
01:17:24,180 --> 01:17:25,780
Could you hand me the picture?

944
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:36,680
This thing is really rickety.

945
01:17:37,900 --> 01:17:41,340
But, you know, the way I look at it,
we're really both after the same thing.

946
01:17:43,820 --> 01:17:49,120
Well, it's really important for me and
Sheila to succeed, except Sheila can do

947
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:52,200
it with her swimming, and for me, it's
just one step at a time.

948
01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:56,660
I've got to get up higher on the ladder.
Could you hold on to me?

949
01:20:32,980 --> 01:20:33,980
I'll get it.

950
01:20:36,060 --> 01:20:37,060
Hello?

951
01:20:37,260 --> 01:20:38,600
Hey, Cookie, you're late. Where are you?

952
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:41,180
Yeah, you can talk to Lisa. Hold on.

953
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:47,560
Hi. I can't be in the group anymore,
Lisa.

954
01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:49,700
My father won't let me.

955
01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:51,400
What are you talking about?

956
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:52,600
The show's tonight.

957
01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:54,960
He doesn't care about me, Lisa.

958
01:20:55,420 --> 01:20:58,760
All he thinks about is his own tired
self. All right, that's enough.

959
01:21:11,470 --> 01:21:14,650
Man, I'm glad we're spending this time
together. Let's just go to Las Vegas.

960
01:21:14,750 --> 01:21:15,750
We're going to have a great time.

961
01:21:18,450 --> 01:21:19,450
Lisa?

962
01:21:20,050 --> 01:21:21,050
Lisa?

963
01:21:22,490 --> 01:21:24,610
Lisa? What are you doing?

964
01:21:25,070 --> 01:21:28,690
Lisa, I'm sorry. I can't come to your
show tonight. I've got to swim.

965
01:21:29,590 --> 01:21:32,530
Skip swimming tonight. You have to come
with me to the show.

966
01:21:32,810 --> 01:21:33,728
Lisa, no.

967
01:21:33,730 --> 01:21:37,290
My folks finally went to Vegas, so
nobody's going to be bugging me. And I'm

968
01:21:37,290 --> 01:21:39,930
going to swim all night and day. All
weekend.

969
01:21:40,700 --> 01:21:42,300
Gotta cut four more seconds.

970
01:21:42,580 --> 01:21:44,280
But you're gonna miss my debut.

971
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:46,440
I'll see your next one.

972
01:22:00,440 --> 01:22:02,660
I thought I told you to stay in your
room.

973
01:22:03,380 --> 01:22:05,780
I'm only going to the bathroom.

974
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:46,640
I couldn't even make it on the gong
show.

975
01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:49,320
Hey, there's my mom.

976
01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:52,920
Oh, no, and she brought some super big
shot with her.

977
01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:58,560
Yeah, but look at that guy out there. He
looks pretty important.

978
01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:02,700
Hey, Mix, Mix, is that guy out there
important?

979
01:23:05,220 --> 01:23:06,740
Come on, Flies, you're on.

980
01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:09,560
Wait a minute, wait a minute, my sister.
We'll be right there.

981
01:23:09,900 --> 01:23:11,140
Come on, you're on stage.

982
01:23:13,150 --> 01:23:15,930
We got a group prayer, right? Huddle up,
you guys. We'll be right there.

983
01:23:16,310 --> 01:23:17,310
Come on, you guys.

984
01:23:23,510 --> 01:23:24,429
Okay, flies.

985
01:23:24,430 --> 01:23:25,430
One minute.

986
01:23:25,570 --> 01:23:26,570
One minute. All right.

987
01:23:29,490 --> 01:23:30,890
I'm so glad you're here. Okay.

988
01:23:32,910 --> 01:23:33,669
Get her.

989
01:23:33,670 --> 01:23:34,389
Get the hospital.

990
01:23:34,390 --> 01:23:35,390
Hurry up. Okay.

991
01:23:36,350 --> 01:23:38,430
We'll be right there. On or out.

992
01:23:38,950 --> 01:23:41,410
Come on, Mr. Stern. We'll be right
there, all right?

993
01:23:52,810 --> 01:23:53,810
John, do it right.

994
01:23:54,210 --> 01:23:55,230
Why are you looking?

995
01:23:55,490 --> 01:23:57,570
Hurry up. We're there. We're there.
We're there.

996
01:23:57,870 --> 01:23:58,870
Encore. Encore.

997
01:24:00,030 --> 01:24:01,030
Go, cookie.

998
01:24:04,570 --> 01:24:05,790
Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.

999
01:24:06,010 --> 01:24:11,970
For God's sakes, come on. All right, you
guys. Ten seconds. You made

1000
01:24:11,970 --> 01:24:16,410
it. You are in trouble.

1001
01:24:16,730 --> 01:24:17,870
Well, that's your motto, baby.

1002
01:24:18,110 --> 01:24:19,470
Live fast and die beautiful.

1003
01:24:20,390 --> 01:24:23,650
Let's put that song for Sheila in the
number two spot again, all right?

1004
01:24:23,930 --> 01:24:25,310
Well, of course, she's not out there.

1005
01:24:25,730 --> 01:24:26,730
She's not?

1006
01:24:26,870 --> 01:24:31,150
No, don't you know by now she's nothing
but a boring jock, wide -worlded sport?

1007
01:24:31,870 --> 01:24:32,870
Forget her.

1008
01:24:57,740 --> 01:24:58,740
tell me

1009
01:25:51,660 --> 01:25:57,860
He says, what are you doing? It's our
first. I didn't do it. He'll dance.

1010
01:25:58,120 --> 01:25:59,660
I'm out of control.

1011
01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:05,020
What is the trick?

1012
01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:30,660
Hey, Lisa, wait a minute.

1013
01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:31,880
Wait a minute.

1014
01:26:32,480 --> 01:26:33,480
Listen now.

1015
01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:38,440
I've never seen anything so wonderful in
my life.

1016
01:26:39,340 --> 01:26:40,740
I've never been so proud.

1017
01:26:41,980 --> 01:26:44,280
Mom, I'd rather not discuss it.

1018
01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:48,600
You've just seen the first and the last
performance of the vlog.

1019
01:26:49,720 --> 01:26:50,720
Where's Sheila?

1020
01:26:51,300 --> 01:26:52,300
Sheila?

1021
01:26:52,700 --> 01:26:53,820
Where could she be?

1022
01:26:54,020 --> 01:26:55,700
She's probably still swimming.

1023
01:27:08,240 --> 01:27:09,980
I mean, what do you think we are,
cretins?

1024
01:27:10,400 --> 01:27:11,440
I don't know. I liked it.

1025
01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:14,740
I didn't, man. We could make a movie
better than that.

1026
01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:17,520
Yeah, right. I'll just take two million
out of my bank account.

1027
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:21,980
I mean, I'm serious, Ralph. You know, my
daddy's got a movie camera with sound

1028
01:27:21,980 --> 01:27:26,920
and everything. All we'd have to do
is... Well, we could make a remake of

1029
01:27:26,920 --> 01:27:27,920
wild one.

1030
01:27:27,980 --> 01:27:29,860
All right. I'll do Brando. Yeah.

1031
01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:31,080
Bella!

1032
01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:33,000
Maybe a little bogey.

1033
01:27:33,320 --> 01:27:35,240
What do you think? No, no, no. I mean...

1034
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:38,900
I could be the director, and Cookie and
Lisa can be, and I'm sure they could act

1035
01:27:38,900 --> 01:27:41,680
their brains out. Yeah, but what about
film? That costs money.

1036
01:27:43,140 --> 01:27:46,560
You're always looking at the bad side of
things, Ralph. We're going to be stars.

1037
01:27:48,940 --> 01:27:54,040
I wonder what it's like to be a star.

1038
01:27:57,520 --> 01:27:58,560
I wonder...

1039
01:28:51,050 --> 01:28:52,050
After all...